Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Meu primeiro Posting

Finalmente comecei o meu blog!
A primeira vez que eu vi, foi na casa da Claudinha que trabalha aqui no Banco. Foi no dia do aniversário dela (Fev 15, 2006), quando eu conheci também mais 3 outras "blogueras" brasileiras super simpáticas e fiquei toda interessada! Vamos ver como eu me comporto aqui.....
Queria poder escrever tão bem quanto as "blogueras"que eu conheci, mas sei que isso será um "big challenge" para mim, as I am an engineer e sempre soube lidar melhor com os número do que com as palavras! Esse é o meu testemunho que irei tentar (e por favor, peço que me dêem um desconto!). E irei tentar para poder registrar os eventos especiais da minha vida (e às vezes os não tão especiais) e compartir isso com aqueles que eu amo e com aqueles que se preocupan (ou se interessam) por mim.
Uau! Queria poder ter começado isso há muito tempo atrás...tanta coisa eu já vivi que poderia escrever por aqui....fico pensando nas estórias da época da faculdade!!! (iria precisar de um blog com uma super capacidade para colocar todos os detalhes!). Mas como ainda tenho muita vida pela frente, começarei do zero. Pensando no futuro! E tanta coisa emocionante ainda estar por vir! E aí se me animo, procuro as minhas memórias e escrevo algumas coisas interessantes sobre o passado.
Bom, espero que isso seja tão divertido para mim quanto para vocês!

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At 2:16 PM, Blogger Claudia said...

Ju, seja bem vinda ao mundo dos blogs. E é assim mesmo, a gente vai começando aos poucos até acertar a mão. Um beijo!

 
At 8:40 PM, Anonymous Re said...

Achei fantastico esse novo mundo! Chique e mUderno!
So naõ sei como mandar um "post"....
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At 10:19 AM, Blogger Juliana van den Bosch said...

Rezinha!
seja bem vinda ao meu cantinho virtual!!!! Participe sempre que você puder e quiser!
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Finally, the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and using just one finger he delivered the line, "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."

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